Falling in Love Montage

For a podcast that has never covered a Hallmark movie in its 7+ years of existence, our fans sure love to throw Hallmark holiday movie memes and articles our way. Now it’s our turn — see how much you like it* when we throw Hallmark holiday movie content at you, haha! 

Yes, for this holidaymonth, we are talking about the holly-jolly, gay-appareled, made-for-TV stone-cold Hallmark masterpiece, The Christmas House. Is it destined to be a holiday classic, or is it merely a 90-minute makeover montage? Unwrap this gift and find out!

*we hope a lot

Aristotle and Holland Taylor once said, “The law is reason, free from passion.”
Valerie and Helen once said, “Oh man, we really should cover Legally Blonde at some point.” 
And six or so years later, here we are — covering 2001’s beloved Legally Blonde with long-overdue repeat guest, beloved Vanessa Riley from The Square Roots Podcast. 

Habeas corpus! 

To round out our whirlwind 2023 sampling of various Bennet and Darcy types (a Darcuterie, if you will), we’ve brought back our bestie and official Austen correspondent Tracy Tanoff for the third time/adaptation this year. Spooky month brings us to our likely last Pride and Prejudice for the foreseeable future — the 2016 action-comedy-horror-chick-flick Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. 

Will Charlotte become a zombie? Will love conquer all? Is Helen a dirty Wickham apologist?? Find out on this month’s exciting episode!

Find Tracy on Bluesky at @haveloved.bsky.social, and hear more Tracy on this year’s episodes on Pride & Prejudice (2005) and Fire Island, or our other classic Austen episodes, Emma (1996) and Sense and Sensibility.

Our spooky theme song was put together by the very talented Jon Biegen — you can find him at @jonbiegen on all socials. 

We waited a long time to see our oldest friend grace the silver screen and make it pink, but Barbie is here now, and we are glad to be able to bring our OK-maybe-not-as-objective-as-they-could-be thoughts to you in this, the year of our Lord*, 2023.

*Greta Gerwig

It is the dog days of summer and we have dog mom and Atlanta comedian Gloria White joining the pod to discuss the 2006 ultra chick flick, Something New. 
Bonus: Listeners who imbibe can take advantage of the opportunity to drink every time we crack a title pun. 

✨ Check out Gloria on Instagram 
Find her on all the socials, look for the handle “glow07”
❤️ Listen to Gloria on a recent episode of One Fry Short

We had such a gay old time covering Pride & Prejudice earlier this year that for Pride month, we wanted to have an even gayer, new time — so we grabbed our beloved Austen correspondent Tracy Tanoff to talk about the 2022 loose P&P adaptation Fire Island.

Does Elizabeth find her Darcy? I don’t know who those people are, but I can tell you I’ve got my eye on Noah and Will. (Hahaha, this is a ruse, as I have watched the movie and actually know what happens! Spoiler alert: lots of beautiful super-queer shit). 

Check out Gay Austen, per Tracy’s recommendation, and then watch Fire Island on Hulu — twice in a row, if you’re cool.