·24· While You Were Sleeping

“While you were sleeping, on your brother I was creeping” Those are just some of the lines from an epically bad rap, written by Valerie and inspired by the 1995 film While You Were Sleeping. If you’d like to hear more of that rap, start getting her drunk like right now. If you’d like to hear […]

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·23· Crank

Chev Chelios may never be a bride. He may never land the DeLauer Diamond or Gulden’s Mustard accounts. Chev may never stand on the pitcher’s mound of a high school baseball field waiting to be kissed in front of the entire student body. Chev Chelios may never do any of these things thanks to that […]

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