·47.5· Jennifer’s Body

We now interrupt our regularly scheduled six-episode theme-song series to bring you this special holiday message: “Hell is a teenage girl”. No tricks, just treats for our devoted listeners. Happy bonus episode day/Jennifer’s Body day/Halloween! Stay salty!

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·47· Mean Girls

Third in our six-episode theme-song series is 2004’s Mean Girls. Joining us in this almost completely on topic, never meandering discussion is Vanessa Riley of the Square Roots podcast. I know you expect me to now work in some memorable lines from the film, but relax Glen CoCo, we do that plenty in the episode.

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·46· She’s All That

Be silent. Be still. Be silent. Be still. Be silent. Be still. For the second episode in our theme-song series, we took on the archetypical teen rom-com, She’s All That. For this one we’ve returned to our classic format — meaning it’s just Helen and Valerie and a Matt, and the episode itself is at […]

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·45· Clueless

If you’ve ever wondered what the hell Helen is singing about in her original Falling in Love Montage theme song, then be buggin’ no longer. Starting with episode 45, Clueless, we will tackle all six movies referenced in the theme song. It’s going to be Phat! We’ve called a truce and brought Val’s Matt back (after he was totally […]

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