Hitch

Fails reverse Bechdel test Character(s) watching a chick flick Dudes physically fighting over a girl Falling in love montage Gay best friend Kissing in front of a crowd Knicks game Bad date/bad date montage (blind or otherwise) Chase scene that does not feature explosions or cars rolling over Dudes having heart-to-heart chats about how infatuated they are with particular women Male eye-candy Musical/dance numbers New York/Los Angeles/London as a character Protagonist works for a magazine Uncomfortably sincere declaration of love Wedding(s)/wedding planning/wedding crashing One or more scenes featuring a rowboat or canoe Primary love interests lying to each other/keeping a major secret(s) from each other Sage advice delivered by parent, best friend, token black character, boss, landlord/lady, homeless person, etc.