The DUFF

Fails reverse Bechdel test Fashion/hair/makeup montage Female producer Kissing in front of a crowd Bad date/bad date montage (blind or otherwise) Love triangle Male eye-candy Mother-daughter storyline Protagonist works for a magazine School dance Strong female protagonist(s) Uncomfortably sincere declaration of love Woman makes a fool of herself at work Based on a book (written by someone other than Jane Austen, Terry McMillan, or Nicholas Sparks) or newspaper column Enlisting the help of friends/strangers to help the character win their love One or more characters with alliterative full names (e.g., Andie Anderson, Benjamin Barry, Miles Massey) Sage advice delivered by parent, best friend, token black character, boss, landlord/lady, homeless person, etc. Terrible girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance(e)/spouse (as competition for protagonist)