·127· Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

To round out our whirlwind 2023 sampling of various Bennet and Darcy types (a Darcuterie, if you will), we’ve brought back our bestie and official Austen correspondent Tracy Tanoff for the third time/adaptation this year. Spooky month brings us to our likely last Pride and Prejudice for the foreseeable future — the 2016 action-comedy-horror-chick-flick Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Will Charlotte become a zombie? Will love conquer all? Is Helen a dirty Wickham apologist?? Find out on this month’s exciting episode!

Find Tracy on Bluesky at @haveloved.bsky.social, and hear more Tracy on this year’s episodes on Pride & Prejudice (2005) and Fire Island, or our other classic Austen episodes, Emma (1996) and Sense and Sensibility.

Our spooky theme song was put together by the very talented Jon Biegen — you can find him at @jonbiegen on all socials. 

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·126· Barbie

We waited a long time to see our oldest friend grace the silver screen and make it pink, but Barbie is here now, and we are glad to be able to bring our OK-maybe-not-as-objective-as-they-could-be thoughts to you in this, the year of our Lord*, 2023.

*Greta Gerwig

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·125· Something New

It is the dog days of summer and we have dog mom and Atlanta comedian Gloria White joining the pod to discuss the 2006 ultra chick flick, Something New. 
Bonus: Listeners who imbibe can take advantage of the opportunity to drink every time we crack a title pun. 

✨ Check out Gloria on Instagram 
Find her on all the socials, look for the handle “glow07”
❤️ Listen to Gloria on a recent episode of One Fry Short

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·124· Fire Island

We had such a gay old time covering Pride & Prejudice earlier this year that for Pride month, we wanted to have an even gayer, new time — so we grabbed our beloved Austen correspondent Tracy Tanoff to talk about the 2022 loose P&P adaptation Fire Island.

Does Elizabeth find her Darcy? I don’t know who those people are, but I can tell you I’ve got my eye on Noah and Will. (Hahaha, this is a ruse, as I have watched the movie and actually know what happens! Spoiler alert: lots of beautiful super-queer shit). 

Check out Gay Austen, per Tracy’s recommendation, and then watch Fire Island on Hulu — twice in a row, if you’re cool.

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·123· Bring It On

It’s been 23 years since Bring It On brought its cheer to the world, and it’s been something like 6 years since we had our beloved friend and cheerleader-lover* Owen Choules on to talk about a chick flick with us. 

So do we do a high kick and delight in this classic, or do we give it the spirit finger? Does Owen still tolerate us? What is team captain Torrance’s connection to the dad from The Shining? Listen to find out! Rah!

*Yeah, he won’t object to that descriptor at all, probably

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·122· Can’t Hardly Wait

For better or worse, 1998’s Can’t Hardly Wait is a quintessential exhibit of 90s High School cinema. A movie with almost as much cringe as it has stars. Deborah Kaplan and Harry Elfont weave a magical story wherein Kenny Fisher gets the girl, Jenna Elfman gets the cab, and Amanda Beckett gets to stand up for herself, for like, at least a minute. And who knows, there’s always a possibility of a sequel with less Smashmouth and F slurs.   

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