Mandy Ingber stars as a coy, unfunky teen whose best friend turns into a witch after her 16th birthday. #AskaMatt *This was our first full length Skype recording and we had some internet issues, so please send your hate mail to Xfinity Comcast.
This is Gary Marshall’s gift to mothers over 60. If you’re younger than 60, please wait to go see Bad Moms, that movie is probably less racist. We took our own mother to see this and she still loves us in spite of it. Happy Mother’s Day!
Ever notice how many female protagonists work for magazines or ad agencies in romantic comedies? We did. You may have even noticed how many leading ladies work at magazines in our March episodes. All of them! That is to say, both of them. Please enjoy this edition of Falling in Love Montage Monthly! – Sincerely, […]
I compiled a list of things that a man could say to guarantee I would NOT fall in love with him… …and it looks strangely identical to Christian Grey’s lines from Fifty Shades of Grey —Valerie Jane Christian Grey. I see, so you’re studying journalism as well? As I said, I only have 10 minutes. Please, […]
“Taylor Will Take You Home” – by Christian Grey There are some people who say that I don’t have a heart at all. So is he your boyfriend? I saw the way he was smiling at you. I don’t do the girlfriend thing. Necrophilia’s not my thing. I had Taylor pick you up some clothes. […]
In this episode we go long and deep—which is more than we can say for Michael, Lionel, and Troy #lols. Friendship perseveres and this film grasps hard at what it means to be a woman. Listen to it 732 times…or light it on fire…but maybe at least listen to it once, first. #FeeltheBernie
If you don’t have a strong opinion about Eminem then you have a lot in common with Jenna Rink. Go back in time and then forward in time and then back in time and then to present day with us, your hosts, Helen and Valerie, in this fun wish fulfillment chick flick. It will be […]
In accord with this, arguably, too long movie — we present this, arguably, too long podcast episode. Also harmonious to the movie, there will be sisters and champagne.
February was a great month, our best month so far. Okay, you got us. It’s been our only month so far. But before our first second-month episode drops, let’s take a quick minute to recap all the fun we’ve had. Episode 1: Bridget Jones’s Diary “Hello, Firth” Totally Tasteful Tampon rating: Helen—4 tampons Valerie—4 tampons […]
No one is going to Spice Force Five you to listen to this episode, but if you’re looking to recommit yourself to girl power— this is prime opportunity. In this episode, Helen admits to “playing” Spice Girls as a child and I don’t even tease her (don’t even hear her). I’m favoring whichever scenario I come out looking like […]