Season One Epilogue [unofficial]

Co-hosts Valerie and Helen agree that episodes 1-13 feel like a cohesive first season to our show. After 12 [very] full length episodes, 1 minisode, and 1 clipisode, we felt a happy sense of completion and renewed excitement for what comes next. Here’s a quick af look back at the last several episodes. Episode 7.5: […]

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·14· Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Matt Damon has been quoted saying, “A friend of mine said there are only three good sequels, The New Testament is better than the Old, Huck Finn is better than Tom Sawyer, and Godfather II is better than The Godfather.” Edge of Reason is definitely not Godfather II and also, did I really just quote Matt Damon […]

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·13· Summer Clipisode

When the weather is hot and you just can’t find the time to get together with your sister to talk for 2 hours about a Renée Zellweger movie, that means… …it’s time to enhance/undermine the previous 12 episodes (and one minisode) with a special clip show! We’ve swept the snippets up from our cutting room floor, […]

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·12· Dirty Dancing

  Fellas, grab your watermelons; ladies, shake your maracas; college boys, put your pickles on everyone’s plates; AND for crying out loud Baby, don’t step on the one! Helen and Valerie shave 2 hours off of their Dirty Dancing discussion only to be left with — 2 more hours?!?! So let’s join in just one last […]

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Totally Falling in Love

  Helen and Valerie Jane answer a series of top five What podcasts are you listening to?     Helen’s Top Five  The Feminine Mistake Podcast  Liar City Podcast  The Flop House  Goosebuds  Totally Beverages and Sometimes Hot Sauce   Valerie Jane’s Top Five  The Feminine Mistake Podcast  Liar City Podcast  Harmontown  The Writer’s Panel […]

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·11· The Wedding Date

We’re super into you. As such, we’ve been taking this relationship slow. We waited seven episodes to introduce you to our mother and now, after ten episodes, we’re inviting you to a wedding. If you had $6,000 for every time we dragged you to a wedding, you’d have $6,000. But maybe you’d fall in love […]

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·10· Safe Haven

Cut your hair, grab your bag, and come along with us on a 2 hour adventure to South Port, North Carolina where young, white people fall in love. Helen and Valerie spoil the double plot twist in this surprisingly fun lady thriller adapted from, I can’t believe it, a Nicholas Sparks novel. 
Third plot twist, […]

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A-holes of April

It was not our intention to feature two films with more zeros than heroes, but that’s exactly what happened. Episode 6: Waiting To Exhale “Those tits need to be sucked” Totally Tasteful Tampon Rating: Helen—4 tampons Valerie—5 tampons Memorable Matt Moment: “I don’t know what it’s like to be a woman but it seems to […]

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·8· Teen Witch

  Mandy Ingber stars as a coy, unfunky teen whose best friend turns into a witch after her 16th birthday.  #AskaMatt *This was our first full length Skype recording and we had some internet issues, so please send your hate mail to Xfinity Comcast.

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